I, Steve Agnor, will my parking spaces outside the school to Fudd, hoping his old truck will park in them. Also, I will my place in the band to anyone who wants to have a good time. Because I sure did. And all my seats in all my classes to anyone that can learn something, because I never did. I, Sandra Ramsey Anderson, will to my sister, my faded blue jeans in hopes that she will wear them in her future years at P.M.H.S. . I, Stanley Mark Berry, being of sound body and questionable mind, will to all Rednecks, my driving ability in hopes it might kill off a few. I, Carol Bailey, will my boldness and my big mouth to my sister, Mary Anne, since she is so shy and quiet. I, David Beverly, will to my brothers, my parking place (which-ever) and the ability to stay awake in any class. I, Frances Bradley, will to Mr. Cash a new pair of boots, (sorry I looked every where and couldn't find any pointed toes). Also to Mr. Cash a pack of Marlboro cigarettes and permission to call me Fran if I can call him Buddy. To my sister, Charlene, I will my year round reservation in the downstairs bathroom at lunchtime cause it gets pretty crowded and you need a reservation to get in. Also, I will her an extra set of hands because she's gong to need them when she starts typing in Mr. Cash's class next year. Also, I leave Timmy Beverly, Robert Rowsey, Frank Dorey, Nannie Wheeler, Ellen Mays, SIssy Smoot, and Charlene Bradley, a book on ten easy steps to roller skating without skates. I, Bobby Burch will to Keith Barger my hot comb in case his instant curlers go bad. I, Betty Jo Brockenbrough, will to my little sister, Nancy, the ability to get a boyfriend and get married before she graduates. I, Darrell Campbell, being of sound body and weak mind, will to Mr. Flint one bad case of Chickenpox, to Mr. Leadbetter, a copy of Playboy, to Mr. Temple the hit single, Born Free, to Coach Sams a Charles Atlas body building course, and to Coach Timberlake, my one and only pair of jeans. I, Patricia Camden, being of sound mind and body, will my good tolerance of teachers to my sister, Barbara. I, Tom Carter, will my ability to say anything in Coach Ward's Government class to anyone who has enough guts. To Kirby Snider, I will my ability to get A's in Mrs. Glick's Art class. I, Joan Campbell, would like to will my seat in English class to Shirley Clark. I, Timmy Dudley, will to Paul Watt's my side-burns because he has been trying to grow them the past two years and couldn't. I, Rose Carter, will to Janice and Michael the ability to tolerate being treated like a first grader in a certain class and to Rita and Leatrice the ability to fight their way through nursing school during their Senior year without giving up. I, Paul Durham, will my desk in Mr. Head's English class to David Slough. I, Linda Chittum, will my cheerleading uniform to Tracey Teague in hopes that she will promote school spirit and strive to unite the school. I, Mike Dyer, being of sound mind and poor body, will to Coach Ward the ability to smoke cigarettes instead of eating them during trackmeets, to Mrs. Floyd I will the ability to work elementary Math without mistakes. To my girlfriend, Peggy, I will what's left of my government book. To my brother, John, I will my track spikes knowing he will fill them easily. I, Betty Clements, will my 1st period government seat to my brother, Mike. Also, to be kind to everybody and to stay out of trouble. To the upcoming Seniors, I will all the fun and happiness of life. I, C.E. Floyd, will to Mary Anne Bailey, a zipper in hopes that she will find a way to attach it to her mouth. I also, will to Mike Morrison two bottles of wine and my ability to be in the Drama Club so he can go to all the cast parties. I, Sharon Camden Coleman, do hereby will to my sister, Sandra, the ability to get kicked out of school six times during her last four years of school, even though she's already got two times to her credit. I, Alan Gibson, will my bag of Red Man tobacco to anyone mean enough to chew it in Miss Elder's class and not get caught. I, Debbie DIckinson, will my car and ability to drive back and forth to the Business Annex next year to Linda Stinnett and Lynn Updike in hopes that the knocking in the car will quit by either taking the tail pipe off to sound like a Red car, or by letting Lisa Scott and Anthony Spinner walk. And to Mrs. Teague, I will the term "Nickey-Nickey" to use. Which only she and I know the real meaning. I Jeff Goolsby, will my beloved band hat to anyone who promises to keep up with it in Lexington, during Christmas parades. I, Jane Ewald, will to Mary Ann Bailey, my business; to Debbie Dickinson, the ability to drive to Lexington in the winter, on Tuesday nights with her car windows up and the heater on. I, Gary Hamilton, will to my brother, Little, to take over my spot in the corner with a certain baton twirler. To Mr. Lockett, the ability to make the world's first turkey caller that really works. And to Mr. McCown, my thrill of never being wrong, no matter what's right. I, Faith Evans, will to Ella Richardson my rented pair of roller skates, if she can wear them. I, Robert C. Hamric, being in sound mind and body, do hereby bequith to: Albert Smith and Bobby Eason, and any other interested students, I will my ability to be a successful Rabble Rouser. To Mr. Flint, I will my respect because I realize what a rough job he has. And to PMHS , I will a little dab of peace, understanding, and a whole lot of love, and my ability to laugh at the ridiculous arguments at Senior Class meetings. I, Joan Floyd, will my chain to terry Finch, who needs it to keep all the girls off of him. I will my secrets to Marc Beverly who already knows them anyway. I will my ability to eat at kenny's 3 times a day, and not get tired of it, to anybody that can afford it. I, Chris Hylton, I do hereby will my baseball jersey, No. 9 to Darrell Manuel and hereby will my typing ability to Randy Bare, who God knows, needs it. I, Vicki Flesher, will to my sister the ability to keep everybody awake at 2 a.m. Also, to Coach Ward, I will an enbreakable string for future stringholders of the track team. I, Kenneth Humphries, being of unsound mind and body do hereby will all my beer cans and wine bottles and Excerdrin bottles, totalling 61,000 over the years, and the backseat of my ' 62 Chevrolet and the ability to drive drunk and not scare the other people with you. Also, the ability to cope with problems to Sam Smith. To Pudgy, my little brother, the ability to keep the girls hanging on. I, Carol Gatzke, will to Peggy Pappas, the ability to get her way with Mr. Temple by just smiling at him, if she can get up the courage to even talk to him. I will to Mr. Leadbetter, my rifle so he can stand at his open door and ward off Rabble Rousers. I, Arnold Humphries, will to Timmy knick, the faith to stay with anything he does. I, JoAnn Groah, will my ability to get along with the students to Keith Slagle in his future years at PMHS. I, Ronnie Humphries, will Coach Timberlake and Carol Wagner an extra firm waist band trimmer, with hopes they can look more like the studs they try to be! I, Vickie Groah, being of sound mind, will my office assistant seat to my sister, CIndy, who has been begging me all year for it. Most of all, I will her my good behavior. I will to my sister, Kathy, my seat in government under the direction of Coach Ward, and I hope she finds better luck with it than I had. I will to Danny Sorrells my typewriter so that he won't bother me about typing his reports. Last, I will to every student at PMHS, the ability to have a great time throughout the rest of their high school years. I, Larry Knott, will my English knowledge to Allen Rodgers when he becomes a Senior. I, Mary Keiser Huffman, being of sound mind and body do hereby will to my cousin, Lisa, my favorite parking place, since I don't need it anymore, in hopes she'll have as much fun there as I did. And to the Junior class, I will a Challenge: **To have more married graduating Senior girls next year, than we did. I, Larry keyes, will the mudgrips off of my car to anyone who goes parking and ends up in the mud, and then has to walk 16 miles home. I, Rose Ingram, will to all my underclassmen friends, all those good ole' seats in government class and my seat in a particular class to Mark Creasy, so he'll feel better! And to my sisiter, Nancy, I will my ability to get around certain things and to pass with mostly above average grades without hardly any effort at all. I, Bruce Lewis, do hereby leave my most wonderous seat in a certain class to whomever thinks he can sit in there and control his temper. Also, I leave my place in the lunch room to anybody who can become immuned to that so called food! I, Pamela Staton Lawhorn, will my ability to become a Senior, to my siter, Jenny, for she is probably going to have a hard time getting that far. Also, I will to Mr. Cash, a new cow to milk since he is so good at taking care of them. I, Charlie Page, do hereby leave to Coach Timberlake the Honored Pillsbury Doughboy Award and to Mr. Flint, I leave a new pen to be used only for suspension papers. And to my sister, I leave nothing. I, Shirley Huffman, will my color guard uniform to Kristian Timberlake in hopes that maybe someday she will take my place. I leave Teresa and Laureen a pack of gum during practice nights. I, Ronnie Patterson, will my ability to pull a drunk with my friends without their girlfriends finding out to any boy who needs it. I will half of my knowledge about Volkswagons to David Knott. Also, if I'm not sitting in my seat in government next year, I will my seat to any poor soul who will sit in it. I, Donna Jefferies, will my Betty Crocker Award to all Senior girls because they will need it as much as I do. I, Robert Shafer, will to Albert Smith a needle and some thread so he can sew up his cracked brain. Also, to Albert, I will a bottle of Strawberry Hill wine, so he can set on the Seminary steps on Friday nights and drink it. I, Debbie McGowan, will my ability to sew and get along with Miss Carper, to Denise Kime, as she will need it if she plans to stay in Home Ec. Also, I will my seat in government to her in hopes she will use it wisely. I, Peggy Lee Nowlin, being of sound mind and body do hereby will my sister, Julia, the ability to get along with the teachers and not be called Peggy after I graduate from PMHS. I, Danny Smals, will the ability to all upcoming Seniors to get away with anything and everything. I, Vickie Rowsey Mayo, will my sewing ability to my sister Reva, and to my brother, Robert, I will the ability to stay out of trouble. I, David Truslow, being of sound mind and body do hereby will the bed in the camper on my truck and the ability to work 3 to 11 seven days a week and still be going with two girls to Sam Smith. I, Nancy Ramsey, do hereby will my Bat Girl suit to anyone who can measure up to the requirements: 35-26-36. Also, I will to my friends the power to charm the teachers to let them out of class. I, Bobby Ward, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will to Coach Timberlake one box of chocolate flavored Ayds. To Miss Elder, I leave her a pair of eyes for the back of her head so she can see people throwing spit balls. I, Joyce Richardson, will to my sister Ella, the ability to try and get along with your black students. I, Larry Ward, will my ability not to get bored five days a week in any of my classes to anyone who can take the task, my suggestion is to skip one day out of each week. I also, will three pieces of Super Blow Bubble gum and my old moccasins to Andy. To Barbara Argenbright and Kathy Cash, I will the ability to tell the difference between Vodka and Stump water. And to Bobby Riddlings I will my belt and to Billy Staton my left hook. I, Rhonda Lee Sandidge, being of sound mind and body, will my ability to wash and roll my hair every night to Pretty Boy Barger. To Mrs. Higginbothom, I will the patches of my blue jeans, because she likes them so well. To Cindy Brockenborough, I will the ability to get along with all those nice people from Lexington, one in particular for her. And last, but not least, I will my number "13" jersey to anyone who is willing to accept the consequences. I, Brenda Dianne Smith, will all of my excess weight to Frances Bradley, who needs it worse than I do, and I will my seat in Coach Ward's class to any upcoming Senior. I, Jim Weigand, will my exceptional Math ability to Andy Ogden, who has never flunked a test. The change will be healthy. I, James B. Wright, will to Sarah Radick, the presidency of the S.C.A. in next years election. To Landy Coffey and Kathy Loughhead, I will a years supply of Slurpees. And to anyone who wants it, I will the name of Broderick. I, Dianne Sollenberger, will to the next drum major, the ability to yell at the top of her lungs without anyone listening to her. Also, to my brother, Blair, the ability to go to as many parites and have as much fun as I had without drinking anything. And for old times sake, to Mark and Robbie, I will the ability of rising to the occasion while drinking, since they can't do it now. I, Ruth Sorrells, will my Color Guard uniform to Brenda Carter and hope that she has as much fun in it as I did. Also, to my kid brother, Keith, I will my ability to have as much fun as I did, and still make good grades, because I am sure he will need it. I, Jan Thompson, will to my brother, Paul, all my hair bows, bobby pins and clips. Also, I leave him one big black German Shepard in hopes that they may one day become friends. To Frank Dorey, I leave one pair of metal cutters, so that he can always get into his locker. And last, but not least, I leave Teresa my ability to back a truck into a telephone pole without knocking it down, and I also leave her all my chocolate bars in hopes she can eat them without gaining a pound. I, Retter Dianne Thorne, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my pleasure, experience, and knowledge of going to PMHS to all students here. To the FBLA members, I leave an interesting and helpful experience of working in the office with the administration. To the Business Steno students, I leave my interest and knowledge of Shorthand. |
P.M.H.S. Class of 1973 Last Wills & Testaments |
I, Charlene Staton, will to my cousin, Rhonda, the ability to get kicked out of English class every single day and still not know why. Also, I leave her the ability to be made to move from her seat to every other one and sometimes occupying the same seat twice. I, Becky Teague, being the happiest person in the state of Virginia, will to Mr. Cash, my clogs, since he loves the sound they make. To Coach Timberlake, I leave a Lady Shick razor so that he may shave those beautiful, shapely legs of his. To Landy Coffey, I will the ability to be the most liberated female in PMHS, having lots to do with the Football and Baseball teams. To my sister, Tracey, I leave the ability to try to behave in Mama's English class and not get into as much trouble as I did. And to Mrs. Elsie Floyd, I leave all the happiness any one person in the world can have. And to my Mother I leave my only dress! I, Nancy Wade, will my brother Adrian, my place in the National Honor Society, in hopes he makes it, also, I will to Mrs. Floyd her very own Xerox machine. To Mr. Cash, better known as Tarzan, I leave a new vine to swing on after I am gone and to Miss Elder, an elf, to help grade all of her papers. I, Danita Whitehead, will my ability to graduate to my brothers Ricky and Darrell. They are both so dumb, they will need it. To Teresa, I will my color guard boots, in hopes that she can get those size 9 feet into them. I, Kathy Wright, will my ability to keep a cool head to Peggy Pappas, who could never keep her temper down. Also, I will Ronnie's parking place at Kenny's whenever we are mad, to Mark Patterson. I, Donna Tomlin, will to the upcoming class, the ability to go to a Senior class meeting with people getting into arguments, and being suspended over it. I, Donna Argenbright Wilmer, will an adding machine to Mr. Head, so he can determine how many times each person talks. Also, I will to my sisters Barbara and Vicky, the ability to skip Government class as long as they miss fewer than 11 days. I also will them the ability to attend a quiet, peaceful, class meeting, if possible. I, Cynthia Ann Mason, being of sick mind and scrawny body, do hereby will to Denise Vedro, all my good times with that long-haired "HIPPY TRASH". I, Carrie Long, will my seat in English class to Miss Laureen Thorton. I, Gayle Lynn, will my baseball scorebook and all of the mistakes within it to Coach Whitesell, who taught me how to keep it in the first place. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
